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5 cards
1 Uncommon or better, guaranteed
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The Loyalty Vault
Demigod
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What is the Loyalty Vault?
A thank-you to everyone who's stood with the show. A Trading Card Game for Mortalazur has been in development for a long time, quietly. As it nears, your patronage is accruing card packs and Residuum every month, backdated to the day you pledged. Nothing to spend yet. Nothing to chase. Just the show remembering who held the line.
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Your reserved card packs and Residuum, accruing every month you stand with the show.
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- Premium 0
- Champion's Cache 0
- Archmage's Vault 0
- Demigod's Hoard 0
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Residuum is what powers everything in-game. Spend it on crafting cards, buying packs, leveling up, raffles. Earnable through play, included with every Patreon month.
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Card packs are reserved from vault opening (1 January 2026), so nobody walks in overpowered. Residuum honours your full tenure, including any back-filled YouTube or pre-baseline support.
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Your prediction rewards
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How it's earned
Every Patreon month adds another bundle to your vault. Your current tier is highlighted.
Kobold Supporter
$3.99 / month
- 2 Basic Packs
100 R
10 cards / month
Elf Adventurer
$6.99 / month
- 3 Basic Packs
- 1 Premium Pack
200 R
22 cards / month
Dwarf Warrior
$12.99 / month
- 4 Basic Packs
- 1 Champion's Cache
600 R
30 cards / month
Dragonborn Sorcerer
$23.99 / month
- 5 Basic Packs
- 1 Archmage's Vault
1,000 R
39 cards / month
Demigod
$75 / month
- 10 Basic Packs
- 1 Demigod's Hoard
2,500 R
70 cards / month
What's in card packs?
Five pack types. Increasing card counts, increasing rarity floors. Each one has its own role in the meta.
Premium Pack
7 cards
1 Rare or better, guaranteed
Elf Adventurer tier and up. Or grind enough Residuum.
Champion's Cache
10 cards
1 Epic, 1 Rare, both or better
Dwarf Warrior tier and up. Bigger swings start here.
Archmage's Vault
14 cards
2 Epic, 1 Rare, all or better
Dragonborn Sorcerer tier and up. The strategist's pack.
Demigod's Hoard
20 cards
1 Legendary, 1 Epic, 1 Rare, all or better
Demigod tier only. The apex of the loot ladder.
The rarity ladder
Every card sits somewhere on this ladder. Characters. Spells. Perks. Items. The same six steps from Common up to Mythic. Higher up means a stronger floor, more customisation room, rarer pull odds.
Common
74.73%The backbone of a collection. One special ability beyond the basic attack, one perk slot. Where most matches play out before the chase pulls land.
1 perk slotUncommon
20%A real step up. Two specials on the moveset, two perk slots once unlocked. The first tier where a build starts having a shape.
2 perk slotsRare
4.17%Three perk slots, broader Can Learn pool, room to specialise. Decks built around Rare cores already feel cohesive.
3 perk slotsEpic
0.84%Heavy lifters. Four perk slots, deep ability pool, real swing potential. The pull that quietly lifts a whole deck a tier.
4 perk slotsLegendary
0.2%Anchor cards. Five perk slots, the full ability ladder open, signature spells in reach. The pull people screenshot.
5 perk slotsMythic
0.06%Apex of the pull. Two traits instead of one, six perk slots, the deepest Can Learn pool in the game. Vanishingly rare. The card people remember.
6 perk slots · 2 traitsHeads up: Mythic and Unique are character-only. Spells, perks, and items cap at Legendary, with their own pull odds in Arcane packs. Same ladder, different ceilings depending on the card type.
Uniques
A category of its own. Not above Mythic, beside it. You won't open one from a pack. What makes a Unique a Unique is the story it carries.
A Category, Not a Tier
Uniques sit beside Mythic, not above it. The pitch isn't power creep. It's permanence. Limited copies exist. When the run is done, no more are minted.
Earned, Never Pulled
Pack drop rate: zero. They surface through campaign milestones, hell-tier boss defeats, live watch-party events, Patreon-tier drops, pinkslip duels. The list grows with every chapter.
They Carry Your Story
Rename it. Write its lore. Every Unique keeps an immutable ownership chain. The card remembers who held it, who lost it, who won it back. Your name lives in there.
What earning one looks like
Two glimpses of a Unique
These two aren't in anyone's hands yet. They're examples of what a Unique could look like once one is forged. The real ones aren't summoned, they're earned, and earning one is the whole point. A hell-tier boss falls. A watch party leaves its mark. A pinkslip goes the right way. The moment a Unique is yours, your name is etched into it. Every player who inspects the card from then on sees you in its history. The chain runs forever, and it starts with you. Most players will never hold one. That's exactly why holding one matters.
Unique
Example · Not yet earned
Unique
Example · Not yet earned
Pick your founding hero
Every player starts here. Choose one of three on day one. The card is yours forever, untradeable, unsellable. The same hero you'll meet again later, older and sharper.
Starter
Tronald
The Diviner
A wizard with shaking hands and an unshakeable mind. Sees the future before it happens, and rewrites it to protect those he loves.
"I cast light."
Starter
Saxy
The Artificer
The half-elf tinker whose love language is engineering. Doesn't say "I love you". Absorbs the grenade meant for you instead.
"Oh my god."
Starter
Raarh
The Green God
Seven feet of half-orc grief wearing armor. His rage isn't mindless. It's love with its teeth bared.
"I FUCKING Rage!"
Untradeable. Unsellable. The one card no one can take from you.
What's in the TCG so far
154 episodes have populated Mortalazur with people, magic, gear, and grit. Every one of them has a card waiting. The collection is already deep, and we're a long way from done.
Total collectible
1,028
and many more before release
Make every card your own
Same hero. Same name on the card. Two players, two completely different decks. The build is the personality, and the build is yours.
Per character
20,000+
distinct pulls before you even touch the build
One identity. Six pull rarities. Five pull levels (more unlock as your account climbs). Roughly fifty ability combos. Fourteen traits. Then you stack perks. Then you load items. Then you battle them up the levels. Effectively infinite. Two players will never own the same card.
Rarity
The ceiling. Each tier unlocks more ability slots, more perk capacity, a deeper pool of spells the card can learn. Higher rarity, more room to express a build.
Level
One to twenty. Battle XP earns every level. Cards on the field bank experience win or lose. Stats scale, ability eligibility climbs.
Abilities & Spells
Discover a spell once, it joins your Blueprint Library for life. From there you can teach it to any compatible character, any time, for Residuum. The library becomes your personal spellbook.
Trait
Berserker doubles your damage and your danger. Tank halves the hits you take. Assassin pre-loads a critical. The trait reshapes the whole battlefield role. Random at pull, swappable for Residuum.
Perks
Equippable upgrades. More HP, sharper saves, longer reach, deeper pockets. Slot count scales with rarity, slot unlock costs Residuum, the swap itself is free. The deck grows with you.
Items
Single-use battlefield consumables. The potion you save for the round you can't afford to lose. The scroll that turns a corner you didn't see coming. Equipped before, consumed during, replenished from your collection.
Same card. Same name. Same art on every front. Three different players, three completely different decks. The kit underneath makes Tronald play like he's a different unit each time. None of these are wrong, none are the only way. The build is the playstyle.
Annihilator
The Annihilator
Burn it down. No apologies.
- RarityLegendary
- LevelLevel 14
- TraitBerserker (double damage in & out)
- AbilitiesFireball, Chain Lightning, Wall of Force, Shield, Counterspell
- PerksSpell Focus, Arcane Amplifier, Vitality, Quick Reflexes
- ItemsGreater Health Potion, Scroll of Fireball
Good at: nuking clusters, breaking sieges, alpha-striking priority targets. Soft against: focused fire, anything that closes range fast.
Warden
The Warden
Lock the field. Slow the world.
- RarityLegendary
- LevelLevel 14
- TraitDisruptor (disables enemy traits in range 2)
- AbilitiesWall of Force, Hold Monster, Counterspell, Shield, Vortex Warp
- PerksSpell Focus, Battle Hardened, Iron Skin, Quick Reflexes
- ItemsSmoke Bomb, Greater Health Potion
Good at: zone denial, neutralising trait-stacked teams, protecting the squad. Soft against: brute-force teams that eat the control and keep walking.
Lifeline
The Lifeline
Keep the squad alive. Let them win it.
- RarityLegendary
- LevelLevel 14
- TraitCommander (adjacent allies +1 to attack)
- AbilitiesHealing Word, Counterspell, Shield, Haste, Vortex Warp
- PerksSpell Focus, Vitality, Sturdy Boots, Quick Reflexes
- ItemsRevive Scroll, Greater Health Potion
Good at: keeping casters alive, buffing team attack rolls, swinging the late game. Soft against: Assassins who jump straight to Tronald.
Same card. Three completely different units on the field. Each would crush the others on the right map, and lose to them on the wrong one. The whole game is built so the kit you choose says something about who you are at the table, not who's best.
What you're earning toward
A glimpse, no spoilers. The Battle Realms TCG, set in Mortalazur. The same world from the show, finally playable.
Play
Quick skirmishes when you have ten minutes. Deep campaigns when you have a weekend. The world of Mortalazur waits.
Battle
True D&D mechanics under the hood. Real attack rolls vs AC. Real saves. Real consequences.
Trade
Your collection is yours. Trade duplicates with the community. Hunt for the cards you need.
Collect
154 episodes of cinematic D&D, distilled into characters you can hold. Every NPC has a card waiting.
Level Up
Cards earn XP from the battles they fight. Win or lose, every match they're on the field counts. Levels lift stats, unlock stronger abilities, deepen the build.
Customise
Traits, perks, items, abilities. No two builds the same. The deck is yours, not the meta's.
How battles actually play
Tactical 5ft grid. Real D&D 5e rules under the hood. Server rolls every die. The dice don't lie because the dice aren't yours.
The Grid
Position matters. So does cover. So does line of sight. Move with intent or get flanked.
Real D&D
Attack rolls vs AC. Saving throws. Initiative order. Action, bonus action, reaction. The same bones as the show, running on a real engine.
Level Up By Playing
Battle XP, not cash. Cards on the field earn experience win or lose. Higher levels unlock stronger ability options and deeper customisation. Generous early, steeper at the top.
Learn New Tricks
Every character has a Can Learn pool, the spells and abilities they're allowed to be taught. Pull the right spell card, pay the Residuum, the trick is theirs. Rarer abilities cost more to teach.
Read Your Opponent
Stance phase. Fifteen seconds before each round, both players secretly mark their defenders. The mind game is its own combat layer.
Server-Authoritative
Every roll, every shuffle, every pull, sealed on the server. Cryptographically random. Auditable. No client-side voodoo.
Modes of play
Ten-minute skirmish or a ten-hour campaign. Cool match, cold-blooded match, or a match where the loser actually loses something.
Campaign
A unique campaign architecture, fully integrated with the show and the world of Mortalazur. How it actually plays out is a surprise we're keeping for closer to launch.
VS AI
Sharpen up against the bots. Easy, Medium, Hard. Harder tiers read your patterns. Zero card risk.
Casual PvP
Just here to play. No rating, no stakes. Bring whatever deck.
Ranked PvP
Eight ranks. Drudgemire to Aiterian. Glicko-2 matchmaking keeps the matches tight. Seasons reset, peaks pay out.
Boss Battles
Single elite encounters. Multi-phase fights. Legendary actions. Enrage thresholds. Win, the loot is pack-tier.
Horde
Endless waves. The map fills. The loot scales. Survival is the win condition.
For keeps
Blood Wager. The card you ante has to be in the deck you're about to play. It fights the match it might lose. The winner walks home with two.
I
Both ante from their fighting deck. Both see the wager before sealing. Both must agree.
II
Server seals the wager. No backsies, no rage-quit refunds.
III
Win, the card is yours. Lose, the card is theirs. Permanent.
It has to fight the match.
The card you ante isn't sitting safely on the bench. It's on the field for the full match. Pick a throwaway, you've effectively gone into a 4v4 with 3 real cards and one you don't care about. Pick a heavy hitter, the risk and the firepower are both yours. Free market on courage. You decide which way to lean.
Most TCGs you trade duplicates and forget the loss. Here, the loss leaves a chain on the card forever. New owner, new lore, your name in the history.
Trading & Marketplace
Your collection is yours. Trade it, list it, sell it, rebuild it. Every transaction sealed and audited. All prices in Residuum.
Direct Trades
Player-to-player. Multi-step confirmation. A countdown before the trade locks, so nobody trades drunk.
The Free Market
List a card. Set your price. The market decides. A small, transparent sale tax. Listings expire after seven days.
Gobba's Shop
Goblin merchant. Buys low, sells high. Refreshes daily. Some rare deals, some pure robbery. Gobba doesn't need a reason. One stall, server-wide stock. Walk away from a card you want, somebody else takes it.
YouTube took the visuals. Patreon kept them. The show kept moving.
- The full cinematic show. Visuals, music, sound design, original voice cast. Same Mortalazur as 154 episodes, just constrained out of YouTube.
- Card packs and Residuum, backdated to your join date. Your tier's monthly bundle accruing from day one of your pledge, not from the day the game opens. Wait six months, you miss six months of vault. It remembers.
- Patron-only Discord home. Custom roles, custom emoji, and badges replacing the ones YouTube took. Patron-only channels, polls, and Q&A.
- Episodes a week ahead. New episodes drop on Patreon a week before the YouTube audio version. Live patron premieres on release day, Discord watch-party while it airs.
- Direct relationship. YouTube takes 100% of the ad revenue now. None of it reaches the show. Patreon is where you keep Mortalazur alive.
- Live premieres, TCG drops, lore archive, audiobook expansions. and what isn't built yet. The list grows with the show.
Open your vault
$3.99/month
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Honestly? That's a better deal for everyone. No algorithm choosing what survives. No demonetisation looming. Just the audience and the show, directly.
We're building something better than we had before, and you're how it gets built.
Let's do this.
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Open DiscordA note on launch. Everything you see here is subject to change as we build. The Battle Realms TCG will release in stages, and Alpha and Beta builds may not include every mode, pack type, or marketplace function listed on this page. Features roll out as they're tested and ready. Your reserved packs, Residuum, and starter remain safe regardless of which features are live at any given moment.
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